Lost my ever-lovin mind somewhere between home and the Capitol. For legal reasons, this story will be told exclusively in Eminem “monster” lyrics and batsh*t public displays.

“I’ve created a monster
‘Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more,
they want Shady, I’m chopped liver“
– Without Me, Eminem

Monster, you get in my way, I’ma feed you to the monster (yeah)
I’m normal durin’ the day, but at night, turn to a monster (yeah)
When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers
I look like a villain outta those blockbusters
– Godzilla, Eminem

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed
Get along with the voices inside of my head
You’re tryin’ to save me, stop holdin’ your breath…

“And you think I’m crazy, yeah, you think I’m crazy
Well, that’s nothin.”
– The Monster, Eminem

Like BLTs are my comfort food, this is my winter comfort ‘fit.

Bruno Duluc KUSH burgundy velvet dress – $6.99, ReStyle thrift store | NN07 No Nationality pastel rainbow wool from Italian yarns – $170 (? on sale), Nordstroms Rack | Croc Allcast faux fur lined snow boots – $40 (on sale), Crocs.com | Peruvian llama fur comfort hat – gift, ex-BF | Armour Bijoux Tibetan coral neckplate – gift, Bethany Walter | Masai tribe beaded bracelet – $20 or so, Kenya near the Masai Mara

Cheep it in wolverine mode.