Late, late at night, possibly intoxicated, deep in a “how do I get my apartment to look less like that of an 80-year-old woman?” decor binge, I bought this very strange…ottoman…from Etsy, at a shop called the Boom Boom Room.

It looks like a merkin attached to a millennial’s wet dream. Love it or hate it, I am transfixed.

No Boundaries off-white mock-turtleneck tank, $3.75, Idaho Youth Ranch | KE II by Gianna flower print skirt, $4, Idaho Youth Ranch | Guess black with gold buckle stilettos, $11, Idaho Youth Ranch | 1920’s Afghanistani silver and colored glass necklace, Armor Bijoux, $$$.

Free bonus pic (sans the millennial merkin).

PS: I wore some BOSS outfits this week and I’m sorry you missed them.

Cheep!