Oct. 10’s New Yorker.

Fill this in like a mad libs. Last gasp of: ____. Fall colors. Summer blossom dresses. Our democracy?

Alice Polynesian Fashions orange & pink blossom print cotton dress – $7-$15, I can’t remember if this is from a yard sale or thrift store | Chia orange leather Victorian bomber jacket – $7.99 Serendipity Boutique vintage 1980s? Made in Korea | Frye ‘Sacha Moto’ black leather shootie – $100 (MSRP: $278), Bombshell Salon‘s Head to Boots Fall Make-Up Event

Cheep, cheep.